Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
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Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
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I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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