I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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