the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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