Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
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why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
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Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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