She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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