There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
she was so not down for the gang bang
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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