I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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