i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I wear drunk well.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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