You really coming over, don't trick.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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