Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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