Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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