the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
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I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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