...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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