And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
The adults are the big ones right?
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