never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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