I hate your face
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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