Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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