he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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