I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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