Cold hands, warm shart.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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