Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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