Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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