Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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