So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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