Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
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Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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