At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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