I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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