my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
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Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
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I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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