I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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