so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
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She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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