It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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