just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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