I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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