**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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