If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
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You. Win. At. Life.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize