found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Randomize