Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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