If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
My hand turned me down
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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