I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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