Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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