I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
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Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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