yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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