Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
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FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
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In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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