I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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