its not stalking. its research.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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