he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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