me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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