Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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