So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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