It's Friday. Sex?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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