i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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