Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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