i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
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Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
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I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
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