It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
We have so much sex to catch up on
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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