my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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