GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
They should really pass out barf bags in church
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Someone came in the potted fern
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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