who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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